This might be the best TV show ever made

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Merry Christmas...

...You fucking hippy!

YEAR END REVIEW

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NINJA SIGHTING

So i went to the gym last night (ya ya, I'm a jock...(that loves the smiths and sometimes feels like he could cry when he see's people happy-cry or at the end of district 9 when he makes the flower out of tin can shreds..(emo-jock))). Anyway - while i was stretching there was this Asian looking dude stretching beside me....not only could he do full on splits.... but eventually he just went into a handstand... straight up, just on his hands balancing, like no big deal.....THEN he started doing upside down push ups in the hand stand position, like the 'Chinese push ups' my break dancing teacher* made me do against the wall 10 years ago.... BUT WITH NO WALL SUPPORT - JUST STRAIGHT NINJA BALANCE..it was amazing...

The whole gym secretly looked at him like 'what the fuck?', but tried to play it all cool, like they had seen that before.... no they hadn't...i wanted to walk up to the rawest jock in there and say "a ninja just graced your presence, that's never happened to you....applaud his moves"

Then i worked my arms and back and realized i am too weak to ever be a ninja.... when i was young i watched a lot old martial arts movies**, all i ever wanted was to be a ninja....i wonder if that guy had the same dream.

* TRX was incredible, it sucks there's no money in breaking
** i always thought the super high jumps were a great part of those movies - like when he jumps over the gates. one of my best friends when we were young believed it was possible and with enough meditation you can jump into trees. seriously.

CAREER CHANGE

I've only been in Tech sales for a year now. Its going good, cool people and good money and all just i know its not where i want to be....so I've just been keeping an open eye out for what I am really meant to do in life... I love music and being active.... and cats....and food ... and the new call of duty...

Anyways just the other day i was creeping around the inter-web when i found it...I've found my calling:




I can do way higher jumping splits than Andre

The Room

I've been hearing a lot of buzz about this movie, it's been regarded as the worst movie ever made. After reading the wikipedia entry I can't wait to see it. I was laughing my ass off just reading about it. Supposedly the director and star Wiseau spent 7 million dollars making it, my question is who the fuck gave this guy 7 million dollars. Here are some of the funny parts from the wikipedia page.

Plot holes.

In an early scene, halfway through a conversation about planning a birthday party for Johnny, Claudette off-handedly tells Lisa: "I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer." The issue is never revisited during the rest of the film.

Johnny claims that he doesn't drink alcohol early in the film, shortly before Lisa convinces him to get drunk on what appears to be a mixture of scotch and vodka (eventually labeled by fans as "scotchka")

The Premiere.

Leading up to the release of The Room, Wiseau began a promotional blitz in print and television, comparing The Room to works by Tennessee Williams though the playwright's name is repeatedly misspelled as "Tennesee". The Room premiered at a Laemmle Theatre in Los Angeles on June 27, 2003, where Wiseau had rented limos and red carpet for the occasion. According to cast members, people in the theater began laughing at the film within the first ten minutes, and by the end, some of the crowd were "rolling around" and "crying with laughter".The film made less than $2,000 during its initial theatrical run.

- 2000 bucks hahahaha

IFC.com described Wiseau's speaking voice in the film as "Borat trying to do an impression of Christopher Walken playing a mental patient."

Wiseau attends many of the midnight screenings, selling t-shirts, DVDs, and film soundtracks to fans.

Interview on the DVD

The DVD features an interview with Wiseau, who is asked questions by an off-screen Greg Sestero. Wiseau sits directly in front of a fireplace, with a mantel cluttered by a candelabra, a football, a basketball, red roses, and a clock radio;[23] next to him sits a large framed theatrical poster for the film. His dialogue throughout the interview, like in the film, is heavily dubbed.

Check Please - Movies **WARNING SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE

Twilight Saga: new Moon (10/10)

Spoiler alert: Werewolves are never-nudes

I just saw New Moon last night and you know what... it was awesome. I enjoyed every minute of it and I don't care what you think of me. Not sure how the director Chris Weitz (About a Boy)did it, but its one of the most comfortable movies I've ever seen, you know that feeling when you get in from a cold rain and your soaking wet and you change into dry sweat pants and a sweater and get into bed? That's what the movie feels like. In a month or two when it comes out on DVD and you have a super case of the fear, rent it, get into some sweats, drink some cold syrup and get into bed. I guarantee you all your feelings of anxiety and self disgust will float away.

RAAAwesooooome!

In addition I am now team Jacob, Edward is just a sissy vampire that cries all the time and looks like he stays in all day playing xbox live, also he's older than your grandpa. Jacob is a fucking wolf the size of a car. I mean are they even comparable?

2012 (0/10 - 10/10)

I saw this last week. or should I say last weak..ooh burn! The earth fucking is awesome, the rest of it is ridiculously terrible. I was watching it and the whole time I kept getting this feeling like I wasn't getting it. Like you know when people argue about movies like Adaptation and Donnie Darko, when they are like, "I got it, it's about this. blah blah bullshit bullshit bullshit."
I left thinking "that movie went over my head" then it finally hit me and the whole movie made sense. 2012 is a movie written by a guy who has down sydrome about what would happen if he and his down syndrome buddies got caught up in the Armageddon. If you watch the movie with that in mind it all makes perfect sense and it might just be the best movie ever made. Its kinda of like watching Six Sense for a second time.

H1N1

Dear world - will you please fuck off for a second and relax?

You're not going to die, your son is not going to die, none of your friends are going to die.....

Even if you have a cold , you won't die. You'll call in sick and watch jenny jones and Montel all day.... or technoviking (if you're lucky)

Its the winter, everyone gets a cold - you'll be fine....