CAN YOU FLY BOBBY?

girls night!

2011-06-05T13:23:00.001-07:00

nature is awesome

2011-05-24T21:34:00.000-07:00

I was up north for the weekend and i was reminded.

helping hand.

2011-05-22T20:43:00.000-07:00

RESPECT

2011-05-04T13:19:00.000-07:00

took a sick day...

2011-05-04T10:25:00.001-07:00

BREAKING NEWS PT II

2011-05-02T17:25:00.000-07:00

BREAKING NEWS....

2011-05-02T17:16:00.001-07:00

SHAMONI!

2011-04-25T19:23:00.000-07:00

face it...

2011-04-25T19:17:00.001-07:00

war is raw.....backwards.

2011-04-17T20:27:00.001-07:00

Full set HERE

aled lewis

2011-04-06T19:00:00.000-07:00

threat level midnight

2011-04-05T21:20:00.000-07:00

back from Florida

2011-03-30T20:27:00.000-07:00

a lot of this:

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THIS:

WARNING: FOUR LOKO BINGES MAY LEAD TO NIGHT ENDING HEADACHES

http://jsalvadordesign.com/

2011-03-30T20:25:00.000-07:00

More than meets the eye...

2011-03-17T19:12:00.000-07:00

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one colour - pink.

However if you stare at the black “+” in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

Now, concentrate on the black “+” in the center of the picture.
After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.

It’s amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don’t disappear.

Thanks robotindisguise

Cancelling my gym pass...

2011-03-17T18:42:00.000-07:00

REPOST

2011-03-08T20:45:00.001-08:00

this one deserves it.

throwback...penny and sadat

2011-03-08T20:15:00.000-08:00

I had this on a VHS mix tape of videos back in the day... .....sorry Conrad, I couldn't afford 4 real skate vids at the time.

TSA's 'Life in the fast lane' - super good: penny, creager, muska (before he became a model/DJ/artist/fashion designer).....and lots of that gang just raging...i think i got my first glimpse of what the inside of a strip club looked like in this vid.

I don't know whats better: Penny's flick or Sadat X's Hang em high

you had it comin Bosh....

2011-03-07T20:02:00.000-08:00

You know the rules Bosh - Leave T.O and get a ball in the face and give up a 24 point lead....

had to do it.

2011-02-28T15:45:00.000-08:00

Roseanne

2011-02-26T17:43:00.000-08:00

criminal of the jungle

2011-02-24T16:43:00.000-08:00

pissed

2011-02-02T18:56:00.000-08:00

best comedy collabo

2011-01-25T18:52:00.000-08:00

REAL WORLD....not the show

2011-01-12T18:00:00.001-08:00

Sorry for lack of posts....been working a lot.

GOT A NEW GOAL

2011-01-10T19:44:00.001-08:00

MAYBE THE COLD ISNT SO BAD....

2010-12-22T15:55:00.000-08:00

While being envious of the weather in some states, having this be a reality in the US is downright scary.

Thank god a knife comes with that GUN...

GOD = OPRAH

2010-12-21T19:19:00.001-08:00

cesofthelastseasonofoprah.tumblr.com/

BRING ME TO A BEACH

2010-12-14T16:34:00.000-08:00

as long as its hot and has sand.....and isnt 20 feet from Princess Juliana International Airport

DOUGIE VS BERNIE

2010-12-13T21:09:00.000-08:00

Just when I finally learned how to Dougie, ISA went ahead and trumped it with this gem:

Dance based on the original Bernie...(dead guy)

Song for the Dougie is better....but the Bernie is so easy even white people can do it...aside from that guy in the video....

winner: BERNIE

Please catch on in Toronto.... I'd take the Bernie song over Kanye or Drake any night...

Minnesota

2010-12-10T14:41:00.000-08:00

I'm not as much as a baseball fan as devilbaby, but if you are check out all your favorite baseball players: here

winter brings out the goth in me....

2010-12-09T18:09:00.000-08:00

That reminds me of post from last winter when i worked long and hard on posts... that one was a banger...... If a genie gave me three wishes I would ask for 10 more, then with one of my 13 I would definitely ask to spend a day hanging out in a cave with ballin bears drinking fine wines eating berries/nuts and smoking cigars...you're a lucky man big bear.

but since genies don't exist i will mostly spend most the winter playing this..... i mean this

I'm not done...

2010-12-08T19:28:00.000-08:00

I know I said i would lay off the cat humor but i keep coming across golden cat comedy. My brother actually mentioned how he thought cats were a growing trend in media....He recently made his own contribution, and did it for a good cause.

Ladies and Gentleman i give you 'kitten ridin dirty':

Thx ignored prayers

Steel City Roots

2010-12-07T18:41:00.000-08:00

Hamilton skate shops since my birth: Off the Wall, Oops, DMBC and thankfully now FLATSPOT

Flat Spot. from DOWNTOWN on Vimeo.

Shake yo' money maker.

2010-12-01T18:07:00.001-08:00

TECHNOLOGY.

2010-11-30T16:03:00.000-08:00

animal translations = brilliant

2010-11-04T17:19:00.001-07:00

rabies is cute.

2010-11-04T17:05:00.000-07:00

DONT FREAK! week is almost over.

2010-11-03T21:58:00.000-07:00

TAKE NOTES GAGA

2010-10-23T12:43:00.001-07:00

CUFB HAS BEEN FALLIN OFF

2010-10-13T15:42:00.001-07:00

TRUE DAT

2010-09-28T19:36:00.001-07:00

RIP MJ

2010-09-15T16:37:00.001-07:00

TREAT YOUR LOVED ONES WELL

2010-08-31T15:01:00.001-07:00

WHITE GUY WON??

2010-08-26T15:46:00.000-07:00

I heard he got stabbed on his way out by the bloods...asian bloods.

I wonder how much the best yoyo-er in the world gets for winning the yoyo world cup?

$2000?...$500?....Jumbo Video coupon?.... bad choice of things to be the best in the world at....

cute lives

2010-08-18T20:27:00.001-07:00

"Trifle the hedgehog is being cared for at St Tiggywinkles hospital in Bucks after he was found with three broken legs":

FINALLY!

2010-08-10T18:51:00.000-07:00

been kinda bummed....

2010-08-05T21:01:00.001-07:00

about this new haircut i got....

"HIDE YA KEEDS , HIDE YA WIFE..."

2010-07-29T17:50:00.000-07:00

Antoine: "whales, obviously we have.. uh.. rapist, in Linkin Park, hes clammin in yo windows hes snatchin yo people up tryna rapin so yall need to hide ya keeds, hide yo wife, and had yo husbun cuz they rapin evrybody ahhh heahh...."

"im just chillin man, you?"

2010-07-19T20:07:00.000-07:00

VERY ACCURATE SPOOF

2010-07-15T16:06:00.001-07:00

If you haven't seen this yet you live under a rock...or just aren't a giant internet nerd like me....anyways watch that first, and accept that it is real, super hippy's still exist.... then watch:

so spot on. kudos spoofer, well done.

COOL VID ALERT

2010-07-14T16:50:00.001-07:00

AT-AT day afternoon from Patrick Boivin on Vimeo.

HEAT WAVE

2010-07-14T16:20:00.001-07:00

sweaty people: Gershon Mosley and me

COMBO-SPORTS GONE TOO FAR...

2010-07-07T16:44:00.000-07:00

THIS SATURDAY @ MASSEY HALL

2010-07-07T16:14:00.001-07:00

Louis C.K. talks on Conan O'brien about technology from Nathan Lunde-Berry on Vimeo.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 32 YEARS.....

2010-07-06T19:57:00.000-07:00

THIS HAPPENED.

IN THIS GAME.

A GAME THIS GUY WAS ONCE THE BEST AT.

worst shopping experience ever.

2010-06-30T21:04:00.001-07:00

BREAKIN

2010-06-27T19:32:00.000-07:00

I used to break dance back in high school with the 'Stylordz'.

It was lots of fun but pretty hard on the body, so I kind of moved on from it.

This weekend I got a chance to break again - it was great. Met this dude rover who taught me how to do windmills again. Rover rules.

MEET SMOKAHONTAS JONES

2010-06-17T22:50:00.001-07:00

these ladies are bragging about how good they are at being Ho's....Raps new low....but comedy's new high..

but seriously that one fatter chicks names is 'Smokahontas jones' and at one point i think she says you have to pay her 3,000 bucks if you want to play with her boobs.....seems like a really big waste of money to me.

LAW AND ORDER

2010-06-14T21:48:00.000-07:00

The 5:30 mark.....

The whole thing is good, but the ecstasy story takes the cake.....

WHO I SHARE THIS BIRTHDAY WITH

2010-06-10T15:13:00.000-07:00

GO GEMINI'S!

LAZY SUMMER...

2010-06-08T16:46:00.000-07:00

I have gotten blog lazy and i am sorry....

Why do I post a picture of a Baluga wale under lazy you ask? Well look at the thing: the Baluga represents gods laziest creation.

gods assistant: "what creature is next god?"

god: "ummm....I dont know....another mammal??....."

assistant: "okay...what does this one look like"

god: "uuhhh.. (looks around the room)....i guess I'll make it kinda cute like a dolphin.....buuut kinda more like a wale.......i dunno..."

assistant: "Okaaay..well lets move onto its colors then, how about its colors?"

god: "uummm.....uuuhhh.........fuck dude, i dont care...."

I will try and post more content moving forward outside of videos. For now enjoy Hipster dog

"ONE 72 YEAR OLDS HARTBEAT AWAY..."

2010-06-07T15:56:00.000-07:00

Remember this one?

I was so happy someone just came out and said it like it was.....you da man Jack.

WHEN GETTING OLD SUCKS....

2010-06-04T16:36:00.001-07:00

its fun to go back to your roots.... RIP Keenan

ps - keenan skated goofy footed. so basically he did this whole part switch. When i was young i didnt even know and i still thought it was awesome.

"MORE FAMOUS THAN COSBY AND THE HUXTABLES.."

2010-05-30T11:02:00.000-07:00

80's looked like a a lot of fun, I guess being filthy rich didn't hurt either.... I'm sure devilbaby will appreciate this one..

MY IDOL

2010-05-26T18:59:00.000-07:00

i wish.

"oh brah, its just like, dude you get the best barrels ever dude. just like, you pull in, and you just get spit right out of em, and you just drop in and just, smack the lip. WAPAH!.. drop down, sand, BAAAHAA! and then after that, you just drop in, just ride the barrel and get pitted, so pitted. like that...."

no idea what that means but it sounds fun.

YOU HAD IT COMING

2010-05-24T16:04:00.000-07:00

You stab a helpless animal to death for a living....its hard for me to be sympathetic.

WARNING GRAPHIC!

YIKES!

ADDICTION

2010-05-20T17:14:00.000-07:00

Today I drank 4 coffee's..........holy fuck did i have a productive day

me and Dave Grohl are like bro's from different Mo's:

KNITLER

2010-05-18T17:05:00.001-07:00

COMING TO TORONTO

2010-05-18T16:50:00.001-07:00

bought a hundred dollar ticket to see this dude at Massey Hall in july....he's one of the funniest comics out right now.

LOOK OUT!

One tough snake

2010-05-17T11:46:00.001-07:00

YES, ITS REAL

2010-05-12T22:04:00.000-07:00

she doesn't even react........

shocking.

PAST THE HUMP!

2010-05-11T21:50:00.000-07:00

Happy Wednesday!!

classic fight scene - RIP Bruce

Soundtracks from these movies were amazing. I think every one could have been sampled and made into great music.

Then Scarlet could have lip synced them:

and rolled around on the ground afterward moaning....

YOU SAY HUNGRY, I SAY HUNGOVER...

2010-05-05T18:55:00.001-07:00

Irvin: "Give Me A Hungry Player" (watch the first minute)

Ya right Mike. You were barfing in practice because you were at the "scrip club" partying until 5 am every night....not because you were "hungry"

C'mon - you showed up to your own cocaine trial in a full length mink.

DETROIT IN. CLEVELAND OUT.

2010-05-02T20:27:00.000-07:00

Went to Detroit this weekend. Awesome time.

We didnt wander the city too much, but everyone we did meet was super friendly and easy going. We ended up drinking a lot with random strangers. good people.

I always thought Detroit was a dump, I guess now I will just consider Cleveland the shitty American city.

GREAT NEWS

2010-04-25T19:50:00.000-07:00

sometimes videos of things happening naturally are a lot funnier than anything someone creates.

example:

I would love to meet this reporter. He as himself is funnier than most characters on tv or in movies.

reporter: "what the fuck is that!?......SHIT!!....(spitting).. I'm dyin in this f*ckin country-ass-f*cked-up town.....sh*t flyin ma mouth. data fuck...I can't see...paula (pollen?)...lets get the f*ck out this country mutha f*cka...."

then back into reporter mode....

FINALLY!

2010-04-24T11:24:00.001-07:00

ITS FRIDAY!!!!

2010-04-22T22:16:00.001-07:00

PARTY TIME! (CLICK FOR THE TRUTH)

LIKE UM

2010-04-22T21:52:00.000-07:00

I knew a lot of pro athletes kind of coasted their way through some of the best schools in the US without having any brains, but this is ridiculous.

Think how hard jocks are on each other - you know they were ruthless in never letting him live this one down...you fucked up Ellis.

2010-04-20T06:26:00.001-07:00

IN THE SPIRIT OF THE PLAYOFFS.....PLAYOFFS?!

2010-04-19T20:58:00.000-07:00

I know its old and not really in the vein of the crap we post on here, but its just so good....The only bad thing about it is if you watch it it'll creep in the back of your head on loop for the rest of the day...unless you're a country music fan.... or racist.

I love how he just inserted some generic footage of a dude in a du-rag rapping and it seems like its actually AI rapping at a show...you totally thought it was.

Go Bulls and Caps.

"Mother fucking magnets how do they work? I'm not gonna ask a scientist cause they always lie and I get pissed"

2010-04-08T10:44:00.000-07:00

I think Juggalos could possibly be the most intriguing things on the planet.

If a Juggalo family gathering came to Toronto I would be the first to buy a ticket and a 3 litre bottle of orange Faygo.

How to be a Juggalo

NAAAAAAA! Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

2010-04-08T09:31:00.000-07:00

The Cycle of Fad (Fashion)

Fashion fad appears from space
Hits runway
Gay guys get into it, go out to the bar - get called "fags" by jocks
Artsy creative kids pick it up -get called "fags" by jocks
Creative types' friends start to wear it -jocks restrain from calling them fags because that guy is a friend of a friend.
Creative Type's friend's Jock friend gets into it -His other jock friends call him a fag, but then pat him on the butt and say "I'm just razzing you Bodey"
Rapper wears it
Following weekend bar is overrun by jocks in new fashion accessory
Fad dead
Dad wears it on a Sunday while working on his car
Kid finds it in his dad's drawer, wears it, gets called a fag

The Cycle of Fad (Music)

Musician puts entire life into album
Critical success
Commercial Failure
Music nerds get into it, push it on their friends
Music nerd plays it at a party, jock beats him up
Band's first tour, plays small venue full of hipsters. Hipsters wear crazy clothes to be sure their presence at that concert is noted by the rest of the hipsters.
Friends of music nerd, and music nerd's girlfriend start to listen to it on their IPod
Rolling Stones publishes an article about band's struggle as undiscovered musical prodigies
Song featured on soundtrack of new John Madden Xbox game
Jocks dig mystery song they've never heard of
Band's second tour, play gigantic show at huge venue. Lead singer looks around at fans
Lead singer gets bummed out, goes crazy, moves to Iceland, OD's on heroine
Dad plays album while working on his car one day
Kid hears it, plays it at a party, gets beaten up by jock

Moral: Dad's = coolest guys on the planet.

CAN'T GET ME ENOUGH CAT COMEDY

2010-04-06T15:57:00.001-07:00

best 46 seconds of your day coming right up.....

gets real crazy at the 30 second mark.

CONCUSSIONS

2010-04-04T20:46:00.000-07:00

went here this weekend.

did a lot of this:

and this:

Look at what I Just Invented

2010-03-30T19:13:00.000-07:00

Got home and there was nothing on TV, so I grabbed a bunch of spare parts and made the first USB powered electric bot bottle. I'm super baked

whoa...

2010-03-30T15:58:00.001-07:00

IN YOUR DREAMS.....

2010-03-29T23:14:00.001-07:00

click on image...

Hash + shoppers drugmart

2010-03-29T17:30:00.001-07:00

Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network

WAR RUINS LIVES

2010-03-24T20:07:00.000-07:00

I NEED TO STOP BEING SO HARD ON FAT PEOPLE.....

2010-03-23T19:50:00.001-07:00

I KNEW IT!

2010-03-22T16:21:00.000-07:00

I always thought it was funny when groups like this sang super tender, romantic songs.

I always think 'ya right!? - those dudes are doing so many drugs and hookers - there's nothing tender about them!'

but everyone's all 'maaan stop being so negative and cynical, this is a timeless love ballad'

Finally Jojo passed out on stage during their biggest hit song cuz he was too baked on crack and proved me right...

You know its drug related when his bouncer doesn't even help him.... Bouncer's thinking "fuck you Jojo, you did this one to yourself, I told you you didn't need anymore...you pick your own sorry ass up this time...."

Should have known when he named himself JoJo...

sorry to burst your bubble girls in grade 7 circa 1992.

GOIN-GOIN , BACK-BACK, TO CALI-CALI

2010-03-11T21:38:00.000-08:00

I was never a huge Biggie guy but i can't deny how good that song was...and it makes going to Cali feel a lot cooler....after you read this post go listen to it in its entirity.

So after getting some free time from training, I left my hotel and went for a cruise down the street....went to the gas station and was welcomed by the usual awesome variety of junk ...saw a couple authentic Mexican mom n pop restaurants (sweet raiders coat)....Got an amazing enchilada and continued down the sunny street.... just as I'm thinking to myself 'I fuckin looove this plaaaaace"...i turned the corner and ran into these dudes......

way to ruin my day esse's.

THE BOSS

2010-03-06T13:15:00.000-08:00

Doritos Contest - Bryce

2010-03-02T09:52:00.001-08:00

Doritos has this new contest where you make up a flavor and then make a video about it. For work I have to go through the submissions all day to find the best ones. They are pretty much all terrible but there is this one kid name Bryce who keeps putting videos up. At this point I think he has five. And they are all awesome. Points of interest...

How he reads off of cue cards.
His Punisher shirt.
Hungry?
His facail expression at the end of "Fireball Salsa."
"Westcoast Pop" Thank you Bryce for that bullet in my heart?
Of course Bryce likes wrestling.
Man you'd need a lot of water to eat an entire bag of "After Touch."
Close your eyes and picture the effects of "Five Skull Fire Sauce"

Your Life* (updated)

2010-03-02T07:35:00.000-08:00

You're born

First Hour: Don't give a shit

First Day: Take a shit

First Month: Covered in shit

Age 5: Learn to give a shit

Age 10: Give a shit

Age 15: Give too much of a shit

Age 20: Pretend you don't give a shit

Age 25: Appear to not give a shit

Age 30: Stop giving a shit

Age 40: Don't give a shit

Age 50: Don't give a shit about not giving a shit

Age 60: Forget what shit is

Age 70: Take a shit

Age 71: Die

*No one got this and kept calling me goth so I had to update it.

WAY TO GO

2010-03-01T11:39:00.000-08:00

Fat people have come a long way in the last 20 years. Gilbert Brown was an awesome D line man, Chris Farley was hilarious and Monique has been killin on it on BET for years.....

Then this woman went ahead and ruined it.... thanks for bringing fat people back 20 years....

THE THING BARELY EVEN BUDGES!!!

"MY NUTS"

2010-02-22T16:27:00.000-08:00

Having skateboarded since I was 12 some of the best times of my life have been out skating or have been with people I met through skating. During that time i have seen some really funny bails and also seen friends go into seizures/pee themselves from bonking their head. The whole spectrum is there. Its part of skateboarding. just know your limits and don't try stuff your not comfortable with....

anyways i saw this clip a couple yrs ago and just stumbled upon it again.... one thing i learned as i grew to be a bigger wussy in skating: if you don't commit to stuff it is far more dangerous...half stepping can cause way worse bails.

Now I'm not sure if this lad simply doesn't get on top of the rail or if he under-commits and hopes he can just jump past the rail....either way it didn't work out.

Note the pitch go from in pain to flat out scared..... maybe I'm cold hearted but i find the pitch change when he goes from 'raw skater dude' to 'scared child' hilarious....and think of what he's saying...'my nuts'....how can you say nuts and expect to be taken seriously? doesnt seem like the word nuts is appropriate in a time of tragedy.

Don't worry Justin - You'll be fine... I once had a similar experience but it wasn't a rail between my legs but my own board. It ended up going straight upwards between my legs and I landed on it after going off a small kicker jump on my street...I laid on the road in front of my friends and cried like a baby. I remember just laying there being so shocked by the pain. I never thought pain could get so intense....

I eventually stumbled home where I had to then show my dad my bloody choda aka taint aka perineum from behind so he could assess if I needed choda stitches or not.... luckily i didn't....but I still had to bend over, lift my balls and show my dad my bloody choda....probably the worst 15 minutes of my life....and worst skateboarding experience I can remember.

FLY TIME

2010-02-17T22:12:00.000-08:00

If this were 1986 and i saw this trailer i would go and see this movie so fucking fast..

MEXICO!!

2010-02-15T19:48:00.000-08:00

went there for a week and had so much fun..............being an ignorant asshole.